who say the starrywicked needs to be in KL to do retail theraphy? tsk tsk tsk, doing actual shopping is SO yesterday.

threadless  is the IN thing now i tell u.

n starrywicked's partner in crime spent the same obscene amount of money as well... USD194.96... share between 2 person, not too bad la right?

n here i  must compliment UOB card center, they're indeed efficient.

right after i clicked to placed my orders online using my UOB card number. moments later somebody called from UOB card center to confirm about my transaction.

him : hello mr chan, im calling from UOb card center. im calling to confirm whether did u just do a transaction of that obscene amount of money?

me : yes i did, thanx a lot.

him : out of curiosity, mr, is threadless.com an online clothing company.

me : yes it is, thanx for calling.

him : why u all ppl so geng can spend so m uch money on clothes? somemore online? really geng hor

me : ....

no la of coz he didnt say that, siao meh LOL

Current Music : Macy Gray - It Ain't the Money

well, another has passed, time does fly. here i wanna make a big FAT shout out to someone FAT!

oooops.

i mean someone who's birthday is today!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR BELOVED TFI!!

your present ah... see u only pass to u la...

Current Music : Dreams Come True - Happy Happy Birthday

dont know if this post will create drama bcoz i think is a bit controversial. but since now our country is more concern about our national song being insulted by some self proclaim i-dont-mean-to-insult-our-national-song moron, i think i can write this post tonight-lah.

so, u all should rouhgly know what im going to talk about from the title of the post la. im to talk about one of the famous service in msia which is D*amond water.

few months ago, my rich brother has succumbed to the power of advertisement n he bought this D*amond water. u know it comes in 2 decive, 1 is for the water to go into your house to your shower hose n another one goes to your kitchen n u can straight away drink it fresh from the paip without needing to boil it first.

so SAN KEI.

n to make the work easier for all the aunties in malaysia, they invented this thing call THE diverter - u can switch the water from drinking water to washing water by just pushing the knob upwards n downwards. n D*amond water so good, they give 1 year warranty leh, so nice. but u know what, the diverter was spoilt 2 dayds ago. which means only half a year after we bought it.

so u know being the only man in the house, im incharge to... call n ask ppl to come to fix la, takkan i have to fix it myself? i where know right?

so i picked up the phone n called the number on the warranty card.

"hua yu, qing an 1; please press 2 for english; sila tekan 3 untuk bahasa melayu"

since i dont know actually THE diverter is called THE diverter 2 days ago, i chose to talk to the operator in hua yu. so i pressed 1. after a few rings, somebody picked up the phone. heh, that was fast.

n even before i manage to say anything, a woman voice came from the other side saying.. "HELLO GOOD AFTERNOON, CAN I HELP YOU??"

i was shocked for a bit there, i thought i pressed 1 for hua yu?

ok nevermind, i just continue the conversation n tried my best to describe the thing which is spoilt n i wanted the warranty service to have it changed.

"neh the white thing attached to the paip so that when u want to drink water u push upwards n when u want to wsah stuff u push the downwards, that one leh, spoilt already wo"

"oh sir, u mean the DIVERTER"

then i thought everything was settled, happily put down the phone since she promised she will send a technician AT ONCE.

u know la, msian service ma, where got so fast right. n so till yesterday afternoon still nobody comes to fix the thing, i beh tahan with mom's nagging already so i decided to call again to check what does AT ONCE means to D*amond Water.

so this time, since i already know it is called THE diverter, i press 2 for english coz i was hoping i can talk to the same lady again. n this time.. the line got through n another lady was talking...

"ni hao, wu an, qing wen you she me wo ke yi bang mang de ma?"

I was like...WTF?! why all the numbers got jumbled up???

this time this chinese lady got the job done very quickly. 5 mins later a tecnician called n arrange an appointment today.

but... what im really curious is... why all the number gets jumbled up? im sure there were many ppl called in before me ma right? n why nobody complain one?

i guess its malaysian nature to just take care of their own business la, since my own stuff is already been taken care of, who bothers to correct them, am i right?

we all are just afraid of trouble thats why there are so many funny things in our country are still unsolvable. imo lah of coz.

wah long post, dunno got ppl read boh LOL

Current Music : Garbage - I Think I Am Paranoid

"You know, tying a tie is just like love

at the beginning, you dont know what to do, you will get tangled

you won't know where to go into, where to get it out

and sometimes, you have to start all over again

and find another way

but as time goes by, you will know what is right

what is the right thing to do"

my love told me these last night

Current Music : Jamiroquai - Love Foolosophy

today when i was going out to pick my mom, i bumped into a fren n his wife, who is 8 months pregnant.

u know la, usually ppl will just go "WAH when will your baby be due?" and that was exactly what i did. the woman politely answered, "In october"

then i told her that having a october baby is good, why? bcoz most of the october babies will make it to be a libran. too bad if they become a Scorpio :p

n dont u know librans r well-known for being good-looking and artistic as Libra is ruled by the Planet Venus, the planet of love? he knows how to treat you (probably because he paid attention when his mother taught him manners). these are only a few out of many good things about a libran :p

read more at Libra:Understand Your Sun Sign and also What's Sexy about Libra Men to find out why u should love a libra man :p

u know, your lovely starrywicked was borned in October :p

Current Music : Dreams Come True - The Swinging Star

i have scanned some of my previous work to put up here, paiseh :p it's a 4 page comic which was published in school magazine in year... 1998 or 1999, ha ha. basically talk about pressure of studying during form 6 years. in the end one of my teacher actually ask me why i find studying so pressuring, ha ha ha.

it's comic, lighten up!

Current Music : Hanson - Yearbook

starting next wednesday.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

i so dont want it to happen but it will be happening... damn me damn him damn everyone.

n i think, the saddest truth about frenship is... when someone thought u r still treating them nicely, but actually, inside your heart u didnt even feel like wanna talk to them at all...

sigh, im such a mean person.

Current Music : Ella Fitzgerald - It Don't Mean a Thing

to be a high society person?

u know, for example, dat*k, d*tin, or any p*gawai?

remember the earlier post which i wrote about some datin who cant remember my chinese name n die die made me tell her my english name?

so, today she called.

"CAN I SPEAK TO FOOK H** PLEASE?"

i fainted. after all the hoo hahs now u tell me u can remember my chinese name?

Current Music : Frank Sinatra - the Lady is a Tramp

very long ago, while i was out with my frens camping in the woods...

we were very badly bitten by all the stupid mosquitos... n we cannot do anything except keep spraying insect repellent on ourselves.

n then i suddenly thought... the best way to revenge on those stupid mosquitos, is to...

SPRAY INSECT REPELLENT ON THEM!!!

so they will blardy have no frens for their entire life!

how cool is that, muahahahahahahahaa

Current Music : Garbage - Stupid Girl

come on starrywicked, get over it, ppl r not obliged to treat u nice all the time.

no matter how nice u treat other ppl, no matter how much u have always be there for someone, ppl are not realy obliged to treat u nice in return.

so, does it mean i have to stop treating ppl nice? dont give a fuck to ppl around when they have problems?

NO. HELL NO.

i cant change the way u wanna treat me, i also wont do that. same like i wont change myself just bcoz of u. im proud of myself being so full of love n u can continue being a mean bitch n let everybody hate u. i prefer living without having to care how to make myself look superior in public; or not giving a damn how u feel after i throw mean words to u. that is just not me.

i dont like to see ppl sad or angry by the words i said or the thing i did. i think before i do anything.

ooooo so sensual nia.

Current Music : Bjork - All Is Full of Love